Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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