ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
no, he came in my armpit
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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