im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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