the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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