Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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