this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You made out with two different species that night
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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