and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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