Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Damn victory sex feels great
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