TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Success! We fucked roommates!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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