stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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