It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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