i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week đ
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing âHappy Birthdayâ to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, âWhy didnât you sing along?!?â I responded, âI donât know him. I donât give a shit if he has a happy birthday.â
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