i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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