I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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