Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she looked like the before picture.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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