Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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