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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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