Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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