Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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