Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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