But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She even gives head with a lisp.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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