8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i barfeds in our rink
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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