i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
