I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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