Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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