everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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