You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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