i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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