420 ftw
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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