did you get engaged???
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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