sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
