therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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