I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
no you cant smoke seaweed
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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