Buhtt sex?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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