Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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