i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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