did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
this will be a night to untag.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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