I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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