Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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