BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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