So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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