big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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