we have officially lost it.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Randomize
