Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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