Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
