That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Operation Purity has been aborted
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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