Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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