Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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