And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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