okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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