Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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