I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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