WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
