Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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